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wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

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mirrorofembur:

his-blithe-handmaid:

WHOEVER MADE THIS I OFFICIALLY LOVE YOU

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true as fuck zodiac

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini

looneytoonz242:

submalevolent:

starlightandtea:

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

In today’s edition of ‘Unnecessarily Gendered Items’

the only tea u should drink is

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I was actually curious about this and so looked up the ingredients of each tea to see if there was an actual reason as to why they would be gendered.

Men’s tea: ginger, cardamom, liquorice, carob, cinnamon, barley malt, roasted chicory, peppermint, fenugreek, fennel, mace, anise, ginseng flowers, astragalus, turmeric root, chili pepper, cinnamon extract (natural flavour), black pepper.

Women’s tea: ginger, cinnamon, orange peel, fennel, chamomile, barley malt, dandelion, black pepper, orange extract (natural flavour), juniper berries, liquorice, cardamom, cloves, angelica root extract (natural flavour).

I know from previous research that angelica root is used in some herbal remedies for menstruation, and we know chamomile has been used for soothing nerves.  The male tea has has more hot spices (which increases blood flow) and fenugreek (which apparently increases libido). 

This translates to: Period Tea, and Boner Tea.

Thanks, Yogi.

that’s…actually very interesting

It is

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alexgaiskarth:

so, i realized that in the fam there are a lot of people reaching out for help on certain topics that don’t get the support they deserve- i’ve seen anon hate firsthand. so, i decided to make a lil masterpost of these 4 nerds to make you a lil happier :))

VIDEOS 

calum trying to say “yaaaaaas” and fucking it up

luke’s gIGGLE

IT’S A COW, LUKE

they started singing a spice girls song???

selfie wars

i’m a woman’s man

that stupid nacho cheese joke

michael sang britney spears one time

the ninja turtle schedule

luke hemmings or 8 year old child??? the world may never know

FACE TO FACE (all videos)

instagram video compilations (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

check out ohemmoh’s animated 5sos videos! :) 

KEEKS

keek compilations: (x) (x) (x) (x) (x

newer keeks can be found here :)

TWITCAMS 

12/7 // 1/18 // 9/8 // 10/7 // 8/5 

google hangouts: 3/21/14 // #5SOSUPINDISSTREAM // #5SOSBDAY

MASTERPOSTS

credit goes to owners for these :))

masterpost of 5sos before they hit puberty to the maximum

dumb fanfic moments 

snapchat AU’s

this band is really weird wow

lily has made powerpoints and things wow: (x) (x) (x

INSPIRATIONAL THINGS WOW 

EVERYONE LISTEN TO LUCAS NOW

calum’s here 4 u

ash is such a sweetie 

TWEETS

not 5sos, but things other bands have said :)) i really love this one :)

MUSIC VIDEOS

don’t stop // amnesia // heartbreak girl // out of my limit // try hard // she looks so perfect // amnesia (lyric video) // voodoo doll // wherever you are // don’t stop (lyric video) // she looks so perfect (lyric video) // try hard (newer version) 

OTHER THINGS TO DO/IMPORTANT THINGS 

anxiety & panic attack masterpost // feeling okay? // how to deal with mental illness

the masterposts listed above have resources you can use to gain help/talk to a professional, etc. i recommend these, and they include even more links to help you cheer up :))

OTHER

a list of games // get a hug :) // movies you can wATCH ONLINE OH MY G;OD // movie night masterpost!!! // brownie in a mug // COOKIE in a mug // even more mug recipes!!! // tv shows masterpost // blog that FINDS tv shows omg // HOW TO MAKE A BLANKET FORT (HIGHLY RECOMMEND) 

hey, and if you ever need someone to talk to, my ask is always open :)

have a nice day ilysm <33333

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" It feels like the world is folding up around me, like origami paper, and I’m trapped inside of its breathless center. "

- Jennifer Elisabeth, Introduction to the Born Ready book (via whentheheartwaits)

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

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